I completed my trip to British Columbia, and it was Norm who stood out in the end after meeting him a third time.
NORM
I met a man by the name Norm
At the time of a big snowstorm
Like most of us, he's no Plato
He confessed he'd become a couch potato
He'd been clicking that one-eyed monster
Switching channels slower then faster
His sedentary role made him quite fat
With 300 pounds all under his hat
One day he accidentally got electrocuted
Said it was