"Hare Kṛṣṇa dear Akshit Prabhu,
The churning of the ocean of milk (Samudra Manthan) was performed by the devatās and asuras to obtain amṛta, the nectar of immortality. After the curse of Durvāsā Muni, the demigods had lost their strength, so on the…"

"Rasa-lila isn’t about status, it’s about matching Krishna’s Vraja-bhava. Hari Hari."

"Hare Kṛṣṇa Prabhu,
I would like to suggest that you perform the Nāma–karaṇa (name-giving) ceremony for your baby girl through a qualified brāhmaṇa, following all proper Vedic vidhi and samskāra procedures. This will bring auspiciousness and…"

"The official BBT product page for the 18-volume set gives the total page-count: 17,338 pages for the 18-volume set. Hari Hari."

"If the rakhi was offered to Lord Balarāma, you may flow it in a clean natural water body like a river, pond, or lake) — just ensure it’s not dirty or polluted. This is considered a respectful return of the offered item to nature, which is also part…"

"Hare Kṛṣṇa Prabhu.
You’ve asked a very sincere and relatable question. Every devotee, no matter how advanced, experiences these “dry” phases in bhakti at times — it’s part of our purification process. Kṛṣṇa sometimes hides His sweetness just to…"

"I got it. Hari Hari."

"Oh Prabhu, what a divine story! From bhang to black crows — what an evolution of enlightenment! I must say even the kaala kauwas seem to have divine timing when it comes to delivering karma.
Also, I must say — your “bhang to bhajan” journey deserves…"

"Oh my sweet Lord, what divine comedy are you performing today? You are pure, eternal, and ever-blissful, the very embodiment of sanctity itself. Any brand of alcohol that merely brushes against you becomes holy nectar, even if served from a conch…"

"So, make your (Madhava Das) deities in 3d and offer him alcohol in conchshell. Also, list it on e-commerce where i can find for worshipping you. Hari Hari."

"If Madhava Das himself couldn’t find her despite all his desperate searching, what miracle do you think will help you find her?"

"Every idiot in history strutted around thinking he was a genius."

"Replace the deities with your own photo because you’re the Supreme Personality of Godhead? And what do you do with a conch shell? Do you use it to pour alcohol into it and drink, just to feel that royal godlike sensation? Hari Hari."