One person very respected in our community is a lady in her 80s who also happens to be one of the best cooks and lives near Fiesta Farms west of our ashram. I decided to take that pleasant walk through a fine residential middle-class family-friendly neighbourhood to pay a visit to Subuddhi’s. She is a student of Prabhupada.
While walking, I received on my phone a few dillies on the topic of walking and exercise. I took a few moments to relish my friend Tom from Windsor’s latest installment of jokes. It made my walk even more pleasant.
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Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 ad we don’t know where he is.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. I haven’t lost a pound. Apparently, you have to go there.
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We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Source: https://www.thewalkingmonk.net/post/interesting-humour-on-walking
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