Hare Krsna
Please accept my humble obeisance. All glories to Srila Prabhupada
he Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'look towards sky, what you see?'
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does it convey?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it convey to you Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo, you idiot. It means someone stole the tent!'
Do not miss the reality!
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