Thanks to AI assistance here’s the first of Chapter One, Bhagavad Gita, sounds like
#1 Dhrtarastra: Yo Sanjaya! So, my squad and the Pandu pulled up at Kurukshetra, ready to throw down. Whats the scoop?
#2 Sanjaya: Ayo, King! Duryodhana took a good look at the Pandu crew, and he sprinted over to his guru like, “Bro we gotta talk starategy”.
#3 Duryodhana: Teacher,check out this army! The Pandus are flexing hard, thanks to your genius disciple. I mean, Drupada’s son is a total vibe!
#4 Duryodhna: They’ve got bowmen who could give Bhima and Arjuna a run for their money! Legends like Yuyudhana, Virata and Drupada are ready to pop off.
#5 Duryodhana: And lets not forget the real MVP’S : Dhrstaketu,Cekitana,Kasiraja, Purujit, Kuntibhoja and Saibya. Like, seriously they all on steroids or what?
#6 Duryodhana: Plus, the powerhouse duo Yudhamanyu and Uttamauja are in the building, along with the sons of Draupadi.
They’ll be whipping those chariots like they’re in a NASCAR race!
#7 Duryodhana: But for real, let me drop some names of my ultimate captains: Bhishma,Karna,Krpa, Aswathama, Vikama and that legendary dude Bhurisrava. They don’t just fight; they slay!
#8 Duryodhana; These champs are ready to throw down for me, assumed to the teeth and looking fierce like can we get a Tik Tok filter for this?
(Thank you Nityananda for this.)
Source: https://www.thewalkingmonk.net/post/ai-the-sita
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