Jokes from Real Life

Hare Krishna dear Devotees, please accept my humble obeisances! All glories to Srila Prabhupada!

Here we will share funny anecdotes - in Krishna Conscious from real life only! When this discussion will have too many pages we will create the similar discussion page with the title "Jokes from Real Life - 2"

Let's make Devotees happy in Krishna Conscious way!!! Thank You!

Your humble servant,

P.S. But please beg You not to write comments here - in between anecdotes, just jokes so that Devotees could easily follow.

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  • Volunteer

    1. Engagement ring

    2. Marriage ring

    3. Boxing ring

    From the lecture of His Holiness Bhakti Vikash Swami Maharaja 


    Brahmachari asks a question: Maharaja what about the Prasadam of Brahmacharis?

    Maharaja: .... but Prasadam should be first class otherwise Brahmacharis will start to think of getting married.

    (everyone laughs) But it is also not a solution because nowadays all matajis are business ladies and they do not know how to cook.

    From the lecture of His Holiness Bhakti Vidya Purna Swami Maharaja, Mumbai.  

  • Volunteer

    For example:

    Earlier days in ISKCON:

    The line for morning Bath:

    1. Bhakta R

    2. Bhakta M

    3. Bhakta O

    4. Swamiji

    5. Bhakta ... 

    • Mataji,

      didnt click this joke what it meant????????

    • Volunteer

      They put Srila Prabhupada equal to other new Devotees, out of ignorance no proper respect as like small kids do with their mother. But Srila Prabhupada was so merciful and forgiving! 

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