Hare Krishna dear Devotees, please accept my humble obeisances! All glories to Srila Prabhupada!
Here we will share funny anecdotes - in Krishna Conscious from real life only! When this discussion will have too many pages we will create the similar discussion page with the title "Jokes from Real Life - 2"
Let's make Devotees happy in Krishna Conscious way!!! Thank You!
Your humble servant,
P.S. But please beg You not to write comments here - in between anecdotes, just jokes so that Devotees could easily follow.
Comments You can write in the first page of the Group. Thank You! :-)
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he was sleeping on the place of paying obeisances, no?! :)
THE QUALIFICATION TO STAY BRAHMACHARI
(This happened some years ago in our temple. For some time it was a very famous joke in our temple, retold many times. The wording may not be 100% exact, since I do not have the original lecure record.)
H.H. Bhakti Vaibhava Maharaja is giving lecture. Translating into Russian is one of his disciples, who has been a very good brahmachari for many years.
Maharaja: So in this material world the so-called love always brings suffering...
Translator: I tak, v etom material'nom mire tak nazyvaemaja ljubov' vsegda prinosit stradanie...
Maharaja: ...as we see from the example of Romeo and Juliet.
Translator: ...kak my vidim na primere s Dzuljetoj i... eh... hm... (turning to the audience) S kem ona tam byla? [With whom was she?]
Maharaja: (lovingly annoyed) S kem!... [With whom!] And this person has a higher education! [The devotee translating actually holds a degree in law!] He has never heard Romeo and Juliet! He only knows Radha and Krishna!
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:D real Brahmachari :D
It was in USA. Devotees were sitting with Srila Prabhupada. But there were many mosquitoes who were biting everyone except Srila Prabhupada.
So one Devotee told:
- Swamiji, because You are a pure Devotee these insects are not biting You, but they bite us.
And Srila Prabhupada said:
- Yes, but in Kolkata they do not discriminate.
Sadhak A: prabhuji how much time u take to complete ur rounds
Sadhak B: 1 hour
Sadhak A: Ohh u r very fast i take 2 hours prabhu
Sadhak B: i chant with two bead bags simultaneously in two hands :-)))))))))
- it was joke pls don't try
Hahahahahhahah......
Nice one MAtaji
Hare Krishna! It was Nice mata ji
Prabhupada saw something very nice and told: Some day we will have this thing for Krishna!
Disciples: Jai Prabhupada!
Prabhupada saw a nice car and told: some day we will have for Krishna car like this!
Disciples: Jai Prabhupada!
Prabhupada saw a big dog and told: some day we will have such like a dog for Krishna!
Disciples: Jai Prabhupada!
Then Srila Prabhupada looked to the disciples strictly and loudly told: You are fools? why for Krishna dogs??? try to use your intelligence! do not accept everything blindly!
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Patient: Doctor, where ever in my body i touch it pains.
Doctor checked the whole body but could not find any defects.
Patient: no, no i really feel pain everywhere i touch.
Doctor again checked nothing.
Then doctor become to know that the patient's finger was diseased and whenever he touched with his finger to his body he used to feel pain...
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sources: http://www.radhagopinathmedia.com/search/label/Akincana%20Krishna%2...
Earlier days in ISKCON:
New Devotees: Swamiji, what things we should avoid in order to be Krishna Conscious?
Swamiji: no illicit sex, intoxication, gambling, meat eating.
New Devotees: :-O oh God!!! Then what should we do???
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