Jokes from Real Life

Hare Krishna dear Devotees, please accept my humble obeisances! All glories to Srila Prabhupada!

Here we will share funny anecdotes - in Krishna Conscious from real life only! When this discussion will have too many pages we will create the similar discussion page with the title "Jokes from Real Life - 2"

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  • Qn  : What is the unit to measure a sanyasi's power?

    Ans  : Danda-watt!!

  • Qn   :  What did the devotee say to the microwave?

    Ans  :  My-Krsna-wave  :D ....... (my-crow-wave..)


      -H.H. Gour Govinda Swami


    Bhakta Burfi was very enthusiastic to distribute Prabhupada's books in deepest darkest Africa. While out on Sankirtana, he crossed paths with a full-grown lion. Backing away from the man-eating beast, he began to pray in earnest to Lord Nrisimhadeva. "Dearest Lord, king of all lions, you know the nature of this beast, please make him a devotee."

    Unfortunately, the prayer was to no avail. The lion moved closer, licking its lips hungrily. Again he prayed, even more desperately, "Please Lord, You know the nature of this lion. I beg you, make him a devotee!" But the lion continued to stalk him, salivating at the mouth. Finally he cried out in terror, "Oh Lord Nrsimha, You are omnipotent, and You know the nature of this creature, please, please, make him a devotee." Then just when he thought that all was lost, the hungry lion stopped in his tracks, lay down peacefully and said: "Maha-prasadam Govinda..."


    Pasted from <http://oldchakra.com/articles/2000/09/20/burfi.and.the.lion/>


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    Bhagavad Gita class by HG Chaitanya Charan Prabhu in Mumbai

    HG Chaitanya Charan Prabhu: ...material life and struggle is like a sandwich bread and some inner part again bread again inner part - happiness then distress, struggle happiness then again distress...BUT sometimes sandwich is without the filling.

    class: laughter :D

    HG CH CH Prabhu: yes, sometimes we struggle and no happiness at all only struggle.  

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    Bhagavad Gita class by HG Chaitanya Charan Prabhu in Mumbai

    HG Chaitanya Charan Prabhu:...material enjoyment is pregnant with misery....and abortion is not allowed. (laughter)

    class: laughter. :D

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    If one has good wife then he is fortunate.

    But if one has bad wife then he becomes a philosopher. 

    So no loss. (Sokrat)

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    Srila Prabhupada: If one studies all 9 Cantoes of Srimad Bhagavatam that becomes a self realized soul.

    Bhakta B: so Prabhupada, You are teaching now Canto 12 so are You self realized soul?

    Srila Prabhupada: Yes, I am an idiot.

    (From the lecture of HG Urmila Mataji)

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    Srila Prabhupada: ..."Hastinapur" means the land of elephants. So those days there were many elephants in that city so they called it as "Harstinapur". As like Goloka. Go means cow...But these days people do not have enough wealth to keep cows, horse, because of that they take Motor cars...In this way we can call the city as "Motor car pur"

    Everyone laughed. :D

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    Srila Prabhupada in the lecture of Chaitanya Charitaamrita in Mumbai:

    So these scientists say that stool is very rich for micro elements. They glorify it so much. A stool! As if they tasted it.



    everyone in the class laughs Srila Prabhupada also laughs with compassion. 

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    Srila Prabhupada completed his lecture and it was time for questions and answers:

    One serious man asks with serious voice: What is the last and main instruction of Krishna in Bgahavad Gita?

    Srila Prabhupada right after the question: "You rascal, surrender to Me!" Yes, it is the summum bonnum of Bhagavad Gita. You are a rascal and You should surrender to  Krishna.


    everyone laughs including Srila Prabhupada :D

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