Jokes in Words

Hare Krishna dear Devotees, please accept my humble obeisances! All glories to Srila Prabhupada!

Here we will share funny anecdotes - in Krishna Conscious in words only! When this discussion will have too many pages we will create the similar discussion page with the title "Jokes in Words - 2"

Let's make Devotees happy in Krishna Conscious way!!! Thank You!

Your humble servant,


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  • Ques: What is hell for Stalin(see image in other thread)?

    Answer: Being born next life in a KC family.

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    Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

     This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

    • very nice and moving mataji..

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    For example:

    Super Mantra for sleeping:

    Om Namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya

    Super Mantra for waking up:

    Maha Prasade Govindeeeee :-P 

    • Hahahah mataji.Good one!

  • hehehehe....hari bol nice one mata ji

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