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Hare Krishna dear Devotees, please accept my humble obeisances! All glories to Srila Prabhupada!

Here we will share funny anecdotes - in Krishna Conscious in words only! When this discussion will have too many pages we will create the similar discussion page with the title "Jokes in Words - 2"



Let's make Devotees happy in Krishna Conscious way!!! Thank You!

Your humble servant,

 

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hehehehe....hari bol nice one mata ji

For example:

Super Mantra for sleeping:

Om Namo Bhagavate Vasudevaya

Super Mantra for waking up:

Maha Prasade Govindeeeee :-P 

Hahahah mataji.Good one!

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

 This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

very nice and moving mataji..

Ques: What is hell for Stalin(see image in other thread)?

Answer: Being born next life in a KC family.

At the cemetery: drizzling rain, damp, dull... All became wet and cold.
 And I am alone lying in a warm dry box.

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Man talking to a lady.

lady: - You do not remember me?
 - No. I'm not rancorous.

A husband is playing in a computer the shooting. His wife, trying to attract the attention of a spouse:
- Well, what do you want these monsters when you have me?

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- Doctor, I die?
- Worst ...
- What could be worse?
- Let's treat!

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The blonde came to the doctor. doctor:
 - Say "a".
- Small or large? 

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Mayavadi story: Vyasadeva sent Sukadeva to learn from Janaka. Janaka said to Sukadeva, "Give me my dakshina before I teach you anything, because after you learn this teaching, you will reject everything, including me (the Guru)."

child to father: dad, is mom's Bhagavat Gita better than yours?

dad: what?

child: because I always find her reading hers but don't find you reading yours!

baby krsna to baby radha:

hey how do i come to the other side of the bridge?

innocent radha:

hey krsna ur already on the other side of the bridge!!!

good one...hahah

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