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Hare Krishna dear Devotees, please accept my humble obeisances! All glories to Srila Prabhupada!

Here we will share funny anecdotes - in Krishna Conscious from real life only! When this discussion will have too many pages we will create the similar discussion page with the title "Jokes from Real Life - 2"

Let's make Devotees happy in Krishna Conscious way!!! Thank You!

Your humble servant,

P.S. But please beg You not to write comments here - in between anecdotes, just jokes so that Devotees could easily follow.

Comments You can write in the first page of the Group. Thank You! :-) 

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For example:

Earlier days in ISKCON:

The line for morning Bath:

1. Bhakta R

2. Bhakta M

3. Bhakta O

4. Swamiji

5. Bhakta ... 


didnt click this joke what it meant????????

They put Srila Prabhupada equal to other new Devotees, out of ignorance no proper respect as like small kids do with their mother. But Srila Prabhupada was so merciful and forgiving! 

1. Engagement ring

2. Marriage ring

3. Boxing ring

From the lecture of His Holiness Bhakti Vikash Swami Maharaja 


Brahmachari asks a question: Maharaja what about the Prasadam of Brahmacharis?

Maharaja: .... but Prasadam should be first class otherwise Brahmacharis will start to think of getting married.

(everyone laughs) But it is also not a solution because nowadays all matajis are business ladies and they do not know how to cook.

From the lecture of His Holiness Bhakti Vidya Purna Swami Maharaja, Mumbai.  

haaaaaaaaaa nice one 

Earlier days in ISKCON:

New Devotees: Swamiji, what things we should avoid in order to be Krishna Conscious?

Swamiji: no illicit sex, intoxication, gambling, meat eating.

New Devotees: :-O oh God!!! Then what should we do??? 

Prabhupada saw something very nice and told: Some day we will have this thing for Krishna!

Disciples: Jai Prabhupada!

Prabhupada saw a nice car and told: some day we will have for Krishna car like this!

Disciples: Jai Prabhupada!

Prabhupada saw a big dog and told: some day we will have such like a dog for Krishna!

Disciples: Jai Prabhupada!

 Then Srila Prabhupada looked to the disciples strictly and loudly told: You are fools? why for Krishna dogs??? try to use your intelligence! do not accept everything blindly!


 Patient: Doctor, where ever in my body i touch it pains.

Doctor checked the whole body but could not find any defects.

Patient: no, no i really feel pain everywhere i touch.

Doctor again checked nothing.

Then doctor become to know that the patient's finger was diseased and whenever he touched with his finger to his body he used to feel pain...



Sadhak A: prabhuji how much time u take to complete ur rounds

Sadhak B: 1 hour

Sadhak A: Ohh u r very fast i take 2 hours prabhu

Sadhak B: i chant with two bead bags simultaneously in two hands :-)))))))))

- it was joke pls don't try

Hare Krishna! It was Nice mata ji

Nice one MAtaji


It was in USA. Devotees were sitting with Srila Prabhupada. But there were many mosquitoes who were biting everyone except Srila Prabhupada.

So one Devotee told:

- Swamiji, because You are a pure Devotee these insects are not biting You, but they bite us.

And Srila Prabhupada said:

- Yes, but in Kolkata they do not discriminate.  


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